What Infectious Disease Are You?
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You scored as Malaria

You are one persistent, annoying son-of-a-bitch and your motto is ‘if at first you don’t succeed; try, try again’. Once you get a foothold in someone’s life, you’re loathe to let go and honestly, after a few feeble attempts, most of those poor suckers just give up. You’re easily distracted by a good beverage, although you prefer beer to mixed drinks. There’s something about tonic water that just turns you off. You may not always be at the forefront of everyone’s minds, but you never get completely ignored, either–you’re too irritating.

Malaria

90%

Gonorrhea

60%

Necrotizing Fasciitis

50%

Gangrene

45%

Syphilis

45%

Bubonic Plague

40%

Influenza

40%

Common Cold

30%

Cholera

30%

Amoebic Dysentery

30%

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